Anonymous: *out cold on the floor now, that wasn't very nice was it?*
*doesn’t give a fuck*
Anonymous: *shakes tooshie in his face*
*tazes your tooshie and walks away*
Anonymous: *follows him out, shaking hips like mad* YOU WANT SOME, EH?
*pulls out tazer with a glare*
Anonymous: *cracks knuckles* Alrighty then... *runs in starkers with a boom box playing Sexy and I Know It*
…. *walks out*
Can’t beat his Pookkeerrr Faaaccceee
alfredtheamericanhero: Mattie? Dude? Bro? On a scale of one to ten, how much does childbirth hurt?
More than a broken bone, less than being hit by a train.
Anonymous: *is upset you were so unaffected by streaking* *is not afraid to do it again to get a reaction* *tauntingly waves pants around*
….*turns around and continues drinking coffee*
Anonymous: *runs into your ask box* *streaks* *leaves again* *comes back for pants*
…..*returns to drinking coffee*
@theislandofengland
Yaaayyy!!! Ideas?
(Sorry, cant rely on le ipad xD) Awe, cute!
Anonymous: You and your "friends" had better get a move on. I'm growing impatient.
*glares at empty space because she can’t see whuere the voice is coming from* You son of a bitch…
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